"Who needs a sugar daddy," Kelsey quipped in the show opener, "when my life is this sweet."

For fans who still have some catching-up to do after RHORI aired its first two episodes, Kelsey has certainly made the biggest splash in the Ocean State as rumors about her unique living situation quickly made the rounds.

"My boyfriend's family is probably one of the most prominent families in the state of Rhode Island and he has allowed me a life of not being able to work," the 31-year-old revealed in a confessional during the April 2 debut episode. "He is a good person, he is a good man and for a good five months of the year he's gone. So, I'm in a literal empty house where it's just me."

But long-distance isn't the only unique aspect of the couple's romantic arrangement.

"My relationship is very unorthodox," Kelsey acknowledged in her confessional. "This man dates multiple people. For the first half of the year, my man is in Miami and, when he's in Miami, he's with somebody else. But now, I'm at that crossroads where I just hit 30 and I want more from myself. I want to be in a committed relationship with one person, but at this stage in his life, there's not one thing he's going to change."

Oh, and she has a second boyfriend who she dates when her other lover isn't taking up space in their 16,000-sq. foot mansion.

Keep reading to see all of the sassy season one taglines.

And get to know the ladies better when The Real Housewives of Rhode Island airs Sundays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.